Things Nobody Tells You About Getting Older (Because They’re Busy Getting Older)
You'll make a noise standing up. Hangovers last until Thursday. You'll injure yourself sleeping. And it only goes one direction.
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How to Know You Are Becoming Your Parents (It’s Already Too Late)
You turned off a light and said "we're not made of money." To nobody. The signs you are becoming your parents, irreversibly, on schedule.
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