DEPARTMENT OF FORECASTING
RUIN MY DAY
Hundreds of possible fates. All of them yours. None of them good.
RANDOM SADNESS GENERATOR
GENERATE YOUR FATE
Click as many times as you like. It doesn't get better.
YOUR FATE
Press the button. Zack will handle the rest.
SEE ALSO
OTHER WAYS TO FEEL WORSE
FORM 01-BRuin My DayA forecast for your day. Accurate enough to hurt. Specific enough to ruin lunch.OPEN FILE →FORM 02-BCourt of Bad DecisionsSubmit your plan. You were found guilty before you finished typing.OPEN FILE →FORM 03-BFuture PredictorSix questions. One future. It has already started going wrong.OPEN FILE →FORM 04-BShould I Text Them?The answer is no. But go on. Ask. Embarrass yourself properly.OPEN FILE →FORM 05-BQuote GeneratorDemotivation sorted by which part of your life is collapsing fastest.OPEN FILE →FORM 06-BUnnecessary StatisticsNumbers nobody asked for. Most of them are about you.OPEN FILE →FORM 07-BCorporate TranslatorWhat they said. What they meant. Why you are next.OPEN FILE →FORM 08-BAge CalculatorYour real age. Your knees already told everyone.OPEN FILE →FORM 09-BMeme GeneratorTurn your suffering into content. It is the only thing it is good for.OPEN FILE →