The world's least qualified life coach. (allegedly)
RELATIONSHIPS DEPARTMENT
Tell Zack what happened. Put the phone down. You have done enough damage.
HOW THIS WORKS
Nothing you type leaves your device. Zack is judging you locally.
RELATIONSHIPS
Wildflowering: dating with no timeline, 'letting it grow naturally'. Seven months in, I've learned wildflowers mostly get mowed. An open letter.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Clear-coding means stating your dating intentions up front. When two clear-coders meet, it's a hostile takeover with breadsticks. Full transcript.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Micro-dating promises efficient 30-minute dates. I scored mine like a performance review. Punctuality: 4/5. Chemistry: insufficient. Outcome: managed exit.
MAKE THIS WORSE →They vanished for 47 days, then came back with 'heyyy stranger!!' like I was the one who left. A ghostlighting diary. I learned nothing. Twice.
MAKE THIS WORSE →The group chat died alone, beside a single unanswered meme. A cold eulogy for the chat that used to be everything and is now just birthdays.
MAKE THIS WORSE →2:00pm: dinner is at 3. 4:47pm: dinner is nearly ready. A live, minute-by-minute log of the family holiday meal and everything it costs you.
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