Terms of Use

By using this website you agree to these terms. They are written in plain English because Zack could not afford a lawyer.

1. It is comedy

ZackTheSadist is satire and entertainment. Zack is a fictional persona. Nothing on the site is professional advice. See the Disclaimer.

2. Your submissions

When you submit a question, story or message, you confirm it is yours to share and does not identify, harass or defame anyone else. You give us a non-exclusive, royalty-free licence to edit, publish and reuse it on the site, newsletter and social channels. You keep ownership. We may decline, edit or remove any submission.

3. Be decent

Do not submit anything unlawful, hateful, harassing, sexually explicit, or containing someone else’s personal information. Do not try to break, scrape at scale, overload or spam the site.

4. Our content

Articles, quotes, illustrations and design are owned by ZackTheSadist. Sharing links and screenshots for personal, non-commercial use is encouraged. Republishing in bulk, selling, or using our content on merchandise requires written permission.

5. Generated results

The generators produce random, humorous text. Results are fictional and are not predictions, judgements or advice. Any resemblance to your actual life is a coincidence. Probably.

6. Links

We may link to other websites. We are not responsible for them.

7. No warranty

The site is provided “as is”. We do our best to keep it working, but we make no promises. Mostly because making promises is how disappointment starts.

8. Liability

To the extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any loss arising from your use of the site, including decisions you made because a satirical website told you to. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot legally be limited.

9. Changes

We may update these terms. Continued use of the site means you accept the current version. Last updated: 30 October 2026.