Forty Rolls Of Tape

I needed one roll of parcel tape. The website said “bulk deal” and something in my brain decided this was a bargain. I ordered forty rolls. They arrived on a small pallet. Three years later I’ve used about one and a half. My partner calls the cupboard under the stairs “the tape situation”. At my current rate I’ll die with thirty-four rolls left, and someone will use them to box up my things.

You've bought enough tape to seal your own estate. At least the admin's covered.