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DEMOTIVATION / FILE No. 5698-Y FRIDAY, 30 OCTOBER 2026
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.

— Zack, unqualified

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