You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
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Newsletter / Issue No. 444
THE WEEKLY DISAPPOINTMENT
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