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DEMOTIVATION / FILE No. 6687-J FRIDAY, 30 OCTOBER 2026
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.

— Zack, unqualified

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