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DEMOTIVATION / FILE No. 7279-Z FRIDAY, 30 OCTOBER 2026
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.

— Zack, unqualified

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