The Five Stages of Opening Your Bank App (Grief, but Monthly)
Avoidance. Bargaining. The Forensic Scroll. Outrage. Acceptance. The five stages of grief, repeated every payday until retirement, which won't happen.
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Wedding Season: An Itemised Audit of Love and Debt
Four weddings, one stag do, one suit worn to all of them. An itemised audit of wedding season, from a guest who is delighted and permanently…
MAKE THIS WORSE →The Complete Guide to Pretending You Understand Crypto (Before It Takes Your Savings)
Someone at the party said "decentralised". You panicked. Here is how to fake understanding crypto right up until your savings vanish.
MAKE THIS WORSE →How to Become Financially Responsible Without Actually Saving Money (Or Ever Retiring)
'Basically free.' 'Investment piece.' 'Next month.' A glossary for sounding responsible while your bank balance stays exactly where it's always been: low.
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