Back To 2016

Everyone was doing 2016 throwbacks, so I bought a selfie stick, a pair of skinny jeans and a phone case with cat ears, to really commit. I went out on a Saturday to recreate an old photo at the same fountain. The jeans would not go above my knees. The fountain has been removed. Of the five people in the original photo, I still speak to one, and that’s me. The selfie stick works, though. I use it to get things off the top of the wardrobe.

2016 wasn't the year you peaked. It was the year your jeans did, and they had the decency to stop there.