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DEMOTIVATION / FILE No. 6724-K SUNDAY, 1 NOVEMBER 2026
Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.

— Zack, unqualified

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