Why Your Weekend Lasts 14 Minutes (And Your Life Is Mostly Weekdays)
You had 48 hours off. You remember 14 minutes. A forensic diary of the average weekend, and of how many you have left.
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Things Nobody Tells You About Getting Older (Because They’re Busy Getting Older)
You'll make a noise standing up. Hangovers last until Thursday. You'll injure yourself sleeping. And it only goes one direction.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Why Your To-Do List Has Become Your Enemy (And Will Outlive You)
Your to-do list was meant to help. Now it has 43 items, three from 2022, and it's quietly drafting your obituary in unticked boxes.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Now Hiring: One New Friend After 30. Must Be Free Thursdays. No Benefits.
Wanted: one friend. Must reply within a fortnight and cancel half our plans. The brutally honest job ad for making friends after 30.
MAKE THIS WORSE →27 Signs You’re Pretending to Have Your Life Together (You Don’t)
One candle you'll never light. A planner that dies in February. $12 in savings. Score yourself. The number won't help.
MAKE THIS WORSE →“We Should Hang Out Sometime”: A Field Guide to the Plan That Will Never Happen
"We should hang out sometime" is not a plan. It is a friendship being buried without a ceremony. A field guide to the phrase, and to…
MAKE THIS WORSE →How to Know You Are Becoming Your Parents (It’s Already Too Late)
You turned off a light and said "we're not made of money." To nobody. The signs you are becoming your parents, irreversibly, on schedule.
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