Ghostlighting: A Diary of Being Ghosted for 47 Days, Then Greeted With ‘Heyyy Stranger’
They vanished for 47 days, then came back with 'heyyy stranger!!' like I was the one who left. A ghostlighting diary. I learned nothing. Twice.
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In Loving Memory of the Group Chat, Dead at Four Years
The group chat died alone, beside a single unanswered meme. A cold eulogy for the chat that used to be everything and is now just birthdays.
MAKE THIS WORSE →The Double-Text: A Formal Risk Assessment of Your Remaining Dignity
One message. No reply. Thumb hovering. Before you double-text, complete this formal risk assessment. Spoiler: the hazard is you.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Texting Etiquette for People Who Read Into Full Stops (Correctly)
Is "ok." with a full stop a threat? Yes. How long before you reply? Irrelevant. An FAQ for anyone who has stared at the word "sure"…
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