WOMAN’S HOUSEPLANT OUTLIVES THIRD NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION, EXPECTED TO OUTLIVE HER TOO LANDLORD DESCRIBES DAMP CUPBOARD AS “COSY STUDIO WITH CHARACTER,” RAISES RENT ON IT TWICE NEIGHBOURHOOD GROUP CHAT SPENDS NINE DAYS INVESTIGATING LOUD BANG; COUNCIL STILL HASN’T REPLIED PHONE UPDATE MOVES EVERY BUTTON USER HAD ONLY JUST LEARNED; MANUFACTURER CALLS IT “DELIGHT” 73% of "quick questions" are neither quick nor a question. They are a second job you are not paid for. 1 in 8 office mugs has never been washed. Only rinsed, with hope. It has outlasted three managers and a restructure. It will outlast you. $0.00 is the total profit of the average side hustle once the domain renewal is paid. Losses are carried forward. So is the shame. 0 meetings that began "let's keep this short" have finished in under twenty minutes. One is still going. It has had a birthday cake. LOCAL MAN MONEYMAXXES HIS WAY TO $3.12 IN CASHBACK, SPENDS 400 HOURS OF FINITE LIFE DOING IT COMPANY’S “FULLY OPTIONAL” OFFICE DAYS NOW INCLUDE ALTERNATE SATURDAYS AND STAFF MEMORIALS WOMAN’S HOUSEPLANT OUTLIVES THIRD NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION, EXPECTED TO OUTLIVE HER TOO LANDLORD DESCRIBES DAMP CUPBOARD AS “COSY STUDIO WITH CHARACTER,” RAISES RENT ON IT TWICE NEIGHBOURHOOD GROUP CHAT SPENDS NINE DAYS INVESTIGATING LOUD BANG; COUNCIL STILL HASN’T REPLIED PHONE UPDATE MOVES EVERY BUTTON USER HAD ONLY JUST LEARNED; MANUFACTURER CALLS IT “DELIGHT” 73% of "quick questions" are neither quick nor a question. They are a second job you are not paid for. 1 in 8 office mugs has never been washed. Only rinsed, with hope. It has outlasted three managers and a restructure. It will outlast you. $0.00 is the total profit of the average side hustle once the domain renewal is paid. Losses are carried forward. So is the shame. 0 meetings that began "let's keep this short" have finished in under twenty minutes. One is still going. It has had a birthday cake. LOCAL MAN MONEYMAXXES HIS WAY TO $3.12 IN CASHBACK, SPENDS 400 HOURS OF FINITE LIFE DOING IT COMPANY’S “FULLY OPTIONAL” OFFICE DAYS NOW INCLUDE ALTERNATE SATURDAYS AND STAFF MEMORIALS