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Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark.
There wasn't. She knew in four minutes. You paid for both.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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