Terms and Conditions of Being My Teenager’s Parent (Updated, Non-Negotiable)
Clause 2.3: the parent shall not sing in the car when friends are present. Clause 4.1: snacks, indefinitely. The full terms. You've already agreed.
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Clause 2.3: the parent shall not sing in the car when friends are present. Clause 4.1: snacks, indefinitely. The full terms. You've already agreed.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Corrected by a four-year-old. Out-negotiated by a toddler. Singing about a bus in public. The daily humiliations of parenthood, ranked without mercy.
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