Jury Of Peers

My idea was an app where you upload any argument and the public votes on who’s wrong, for 99 cents a verdict. I tested it with my flatmate over whose turn it was to buy toilet roll. 3,400 strangers voted. I lost by a landslide, with comments. My flatmate now quotes the comments. I’ve deleted the app, but she screenshotted the results and they’re on the fridge, next to the receipt for the 99 cents. I paid for my own conviction.

The market spoke. The market said it was your turn. The market will be saying it for the rest of the lease.