Anatomy of a Quick Call: A Post-Mortem
'Can we jump on a quick call?' Minute zero: hello. Minute 63: you have aged. A forensic post-mortem of the most dangerous phrase in agency life.
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BUSINESS
Transcript: Can We Make the Logo Bigger? (Five Days of Client Feedback)
Monday: 'Make the logo bigger.' Friday: 'Why is the logo so big?' A week of client feedback, transcribed in full as evidence.
MAKE THIS WORSE →Transcript: ‘It’s Like Uber, But For…’ (A Startup Pitch Nobody Asked For)
'It's like Uber, but for lawnmowers, but also a social network, with crypto.' A real pitch that has ruined coffee in every café on earth.
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Problem. Solution. Hockey-stick graph. Founder in a black T-shirt. A guided tour of every startup pitch deck ever made, and where the money goes.
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