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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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