ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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