ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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