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Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
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