ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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