ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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