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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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