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You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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