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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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