ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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