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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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