ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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