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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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