ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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