ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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