ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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