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Chat, is this real?

/ tʃæt ɪz ðɪs rɪəl /

PHRASE · ADDRESSED TO AN AUDIENCE THAT ISN’T THERE

WHAT “CHAT, IS THIS REAL?” ACTUALLY MEANS

A joking phrase that speaks to an imaginary livestream audience (“chat”), the way streamers react to something surprising. People say it when something seems too strange, shocking or ridiculous to believe.

ZACK’S TRANSLATION

Narrating your life to an audience that does not exist. A bit like a diary, except the diary had more viewers.

“CHAT, IS THIS REAL?” USED IN A SENTENCE

  • “My rent went up again. Chat, is this real?”

    Yes. Chat has checked. Chat is also behind on rent.

  • “Chat, he texted back.”

    Chat would like to know why you waited eleven minutes to read it.

  • “Chat, I think I’m an adult now.”

    You bought a mop. Chat is moved.

TRANSLATION SERVICE

WHAT THEY SAY“Chat, is this real?”
WHAT THEY MEAN“I can’t believe this is happening.”
GROWN-UP VERSION“Well, I never.”

HOW CHAT, IS THIS REAL? ARE YOU? (TODAY’S AVERAGE READER, MADE UP)

89%

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