Zack’s Slang Dictionary.

A

• Aura Presence. Yours is overdrawn.

B

• Based Has an opinion. Stuck to it. Rare.
• Bet Yes, but cooler and with less commitment.
• Brain rot What’s left after 6 hours of short videos.
• Bussin Delicious. Said with your mouth full.

C

• Cap / No cap Cap is a lie. No cap is a lie with emphasis.
• Caught in 4K Caught red-handed, in high definition.
• Chat, is this real? Talking to a livestream audience you don’t have.
• Clocked Noticed. Saw straight through you.
• Cooked In serious trouble, beyond saving.
• Copium The comforting lie you tell yourself after losing.
• -core An aesthetic. Add it to any word and it becomes a lifestyle.

D

• Delulu Confident about a plan reality has not approved.

E

• Era A phase of your life, renamed to sound important.

F

• Fanum tax Stealing a bite of someone’s food.

G

• Gatekeep Keeping the good café a secret.
• Glazing Praising someone far too much.
• Glow up A big improvement. Mostly in lighting.
• GOAT The greatest of all time. Usually a footballer.

I

• The ick A sudden, permanent turn-off. You have caused several.
• It’s giving It has the vibe of… (sentence optional).

M

• Main character Acting like the film is about you.
• Mid Average. The kindest word anyone will use about your podcast.
• Mog To outshine someone just by being there.

N

• No thoughts, head empty Nothing going on upstairs. Peacefully.
• NPC A person with no main storyline. Says “k”.

R

• Ratio When the replies are more liked than you.
• Rent free Something you can’t stop thinking about.
• Rizz Charm. Yours is in airplane mode.
• Roman Empire Something you think about far too often.

S

• Say less Understood. Stop talking, I’m in.
• Sigma A self-styled lone wolf. Usually joking.
• Simp Doing far too much for someone who likes you far too little.
• Situationship A relationship with none of the paperwork.
• Slay Did brilliantly. Usually about an outfit.
• Sus Suspicious. You, probably.

T

• Touch grass Go outside. The grass has filed a missing-person report.

U

• Understood the assignment Did exactly what was needed, and did it well.

Y

• Yap Talking a lot about very little.