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ENTRY No. 033OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED BY NOBODY
APPLIES/ sɪmp /
NOUN / VERB · DOES TOO MUCH FOR SOMEONE WHO DID TOO LITTLE
Someone who goes out of their way, often too far, to please a person they like, usually without much in return. It is commonly used as teasing between friends.
ZACK’S TRANSLATION
Buying flowers for someone who hasn’t replied since Tuesday. The flowers are now also not replying.
“He walked her home and she was in a car. Simp.”
He jogged beside the car. Commitment.
“I’m simping for this café’s croissants.”
Fine. The croissants love you back.
“Stop simping, she left you on read.”
She left you on read in 2023. Let the read rest.
| WHAT THEY SAY | “He’s simping.” |
|---|---|
| WHAT THEY MEAN | “He’s trying too hard for someone.” |
| GROWN-UP VERSION | “He’s rather keen.” |
HOW SIMP ARE YOU? (TODAY’S AVERAGE READER, MADE UP)
FIND OUT PROPERLY
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