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ENTRY No. 034OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED BY NOBODY
APPLIES/ ˌsɪtʃ.uˈeɪ.ʃən.ʃɪp /
NOUN · RELATIONSHIP, MINUS THE PAPERWORK
A romantic or semi-romantic connection that has never been clearly defined. The two people act a bit like a couple but haven’t agreed to be one, which usually leaves at least one of them confused.
ZACK’S TRANSLATION
All the stress of a relationship, none of the plus-ones to weddings.
“We’re not dating, it’s a situationship.”
It’s been fourteen months. The cat thinks you’re married.
“Ended my situationship today.”
You can’t end something that never started. That’s the trap.
“What are we?” “Let’s not label it.”
That’s the label. The label is “no”.
| WHAT THEY SAY | “It’s a situationship.” |
|---|---|
| WHAT THEY MEAN | “We’re sort of seeing each other, but it isn’t official.” |
| GROWN-UP VERSION | “It’s complicated.” |
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