ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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