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TUESDAY, 19 MARCH 1968
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
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- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
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