ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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