ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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