ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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