ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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