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You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
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