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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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