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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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