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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
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- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
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