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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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